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Doc's Dog

Doc Otis's dog Doc was his constant companion. They toured the West together. In order to buy lemons, Doc Otis used to wager the locals that his dog would poop on command. He always won. No one knew that due to Doc's advanced age, he pooped whenever he barked.

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